Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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