nutella sex= disaster
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I want a musical about memes.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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