Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
