i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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