Its about making memories worth repressing
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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