What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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