Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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