At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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