Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
