Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
