wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
