Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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