I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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