I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
no you cant smoke seaweed
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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