well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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