I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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