I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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