he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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