Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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