I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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