addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I had to cum in my sink.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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