I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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