I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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