Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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