everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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