i just had sex bonerless
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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