It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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