Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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