yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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