He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i dont even know how to be here
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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