Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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