I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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