I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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