Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
