The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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