Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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