Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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