dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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