Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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