Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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