I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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