so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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