She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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