my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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