i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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