Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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