RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Be still, my beating vagina.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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