Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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