He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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