yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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