I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
