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(313): View more from Michigan

We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.

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(917): View more from New York City

I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Coming to you live from the floor of my office..

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(530): View more from California

Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You took nana to a bar?!

(1-856): View more from New Jersey

she suggested it

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