Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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