gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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