if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.