Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.