is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.