I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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