I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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