We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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