Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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