What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
