She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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